What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:16

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
A View to a Kill
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why don't younger men like older women?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?
Goldfinger
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What is the American mobile phone number format?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III